Wednesday, August 2, 2017
This year on the American Main, Division 4 out of 16, has been adventuresome and a season of no prey, no pay for the scurvy pirate mates. First the Pirates were shocked by the Donaldson Run Thunderbolts. Next, the Pirates ran a shot across the bow and harpooned the Lee-Graham Dolphins. The Virginia Run Riptide flowed over at Poplar Tree. Then the Pirates, no landlubbers they, got lost in the Vienna Woods.