Fairfax's emmet swimming is celebrating the release of “This Kid Walks Into A Bar…”, their first studio album release in more than a decade. The album features five new songs along with two previously unreleased tracks from emmet’s earlier years. The band will celebrate by playing an album release party on Saturday, June 15 at the Birchmere at 3701 Mt. Vernon Ave. Showtime is 7:30 p.m., all ages, tickets are $20. Visit www.birchmere.com.